Mommy needs a beer

It's tough to cook dinner with a teething baby whining as she tugs on my pants and stomps around my feet. I'm not a good cook in the first place and she is distracting.

This apron makes it a little easier to keep my sense of humor.


I won it during the Bloggy Giveaways Carnival from the adorable Baby Brewing shop. (The blog is Mommy Needs a Cocktail.) You should take a look at the website, which is filled with hilarious gifts for any mom (or baby) with a sense of humor. Here are my favorites:

A travel mug that assures onlookers, "I swear, it's coffee!"


Jordan could've used this "Drinking for Two" shirt when I was pregnant. I think most men would find this shirt preferable to "Pickles and Ice Cream Fetcher" and the like.


During my pregnancy I kept dreaming that I gave birth to a kitten. I like cats, but it was disappointing nonetheless.

There are also lots of sassy onesies and t-shirts for kids. I will definitely be keeping this in mind for Christmas, baby showers and other occasions. Thanks Baby Brewing!